fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

princessofplunder:

fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

princessofplunder:

fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy replied to your post: fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy replied to your post:…

Hey! Violation of that Mothering B.S. you were trying to pull! I feel really betrayed.

I’m clearly just a bad mother. But I’m a great wing man. So take it anyway you want it.

You are not my mother. And you are a bad wingman.
-cue teenage slamming of doors;

If I get you laid I’m a great wingman!

It’s not going to happen and I hate you. -screams though the door;

But I could get you laid! You don’t know that! And if I have the safe sex talk with you will that set to rights the violation of that mothering BS I was trying to pull!

Oh come on! It’s not that bad! -she yells back-