fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

I ALREADY HAD THAT TALK WITH BRUCE! AND I USE CONDOMS! I GO THROUGH A BOX A WEEK. No thanks to you. D<

Keep your mothering B.S. I don’t want it! -is obviously leaning against back of the door and yelling through it still.;

I COULD BE A GREAT WING MAN JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE! Also five bucks says my sex talk is way better than Bruce’s.

Of course you don’t! Clearly I’m bad at it! -sighs and leans against the door to the bedroom- What about kooky aunt BS? Or estranged cousin who doesn’t get invited to family events often because she’s way too inappropriate BS? Eccentric older sister BS?

(Source: princessofplunder)