fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

princessofplunder:

fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

I ALREADY HAD THAT TALK WITH BRUCE! AND I USE CONDOMS! I GO THROUGH A BOX A WEEK. No thanks to you. D<

Keep your mothering B.S. I don’t want it! -is obviously leaning against back of the door and yelling through it still.;

I COULD BE A GREAT WING MAN JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE! Also five bucks says my sex talk is way better than Bruce’s.

Of course you don’t! Clearly I’m bad at it! -sighs and leans against the door to the bedroom- What about kooky aunt BS? Or estranged cousin who doesn’t get invited to family events often because she’s way too inappropriate BS? Eccentric older sister BS?

YOU CANT BE MY WINGMAN; YOU’RE OLD!

Um….I would bet The Redbird, my real car, and half of my Wayne Enterprise Stocks that your sex talks are better…that doesn’t mean that I have to listen to them. Or like them for that matter.

-he sat down and leaned his head back. He should give her a chance…but why did he hate her so much?;

Eccentric older sister B.S. But if you even think about mentioning something about you and Bruce, I am throwing you out and banning you from my room forever.

-stands and opens the door for her; And don’t steal anything! I’m watching you.

Of course, I bet his are all pie charts, and statistics on STI’s.

-she sighed, she already had Damian hating her, she really would like it if Tim didn’t hate her too. Which was a shame, because Selina had a soft spot for Tim. -

I’m not really in the mood to talk about Bruce, so I think that will be a rule that’s really easy to follow through on.

-she held her hands up as she stepped in the room- Hey, hey, I’m not stealing right now anyways so your things are safe. -she said as she walked in the room. Selina took a deep breath.-

I want to start off by apologizing. I didn’t mean to embarrass you.