fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

princessofplunder:

fuckyeahdontcallmetimmy:

They aren’t that boring. They just are….awkward.

-glances down and moves to sit on the bed, tucking his feet under him;

Deal.

-He was quiet through her apology and then nodded; Sorry if I overreacted.

She sat down in a chair, “No, it’s okay. I bad with boundaries.” she said with a shake of her head. She pursed her lips for a moment and then smiled at him, “Not that you don’t already know that.”

“Alright, so eccentric older sister BS - how have you been Tim?” she asked. “And not just with your sex life, your whole life.”

“I’m forever going to be the coffee boy to the guy I like. I’m still in love with his twin brother, who is so out of my league it physically is painful. I’m fucking my brother, who FYI is so super jealous of my girlfriend I’m actually concerned he might kill her. Oh, and she doesn’t know about my other life.” Bruce had tried to help, but maybe Selina would have better luck.

“Oh, and I left for two weeks for a mission that no one knew about any almost dies. I told no one I was going and I feel bad for disappearing and have no idea what lies I can possibly say to get myself out of this…”

“Okay. That is a lot that’s been going on.” she said with a nod. And here she thought her life was a tangled mess, this really put it in perspective. “Alright, why don’t we tackle one problem at a time.” she said.

“Let’s see. About the mission, don’t make the lie too complicated. If someone who doesn’t know about you’re duel life asks it was family business. Personal and private, and you don’t want to talk about it. If anyone who does know… you might as well tell them. If you feel bad for going lying isn’t going to make you feel any better. Just come clean. No matter how angry or upset Bruce might get he’ll forgive you.”